15th July 2011
This was basically a driving day, but we stopped half way through to visit Chateau Medieval de Mauvezin. This one was a lot different to Chambord, and was basically just the Keep, with stone walls and an outer Palisade wall. It was still amazing though. It was epic to get up onto the rampart and explore all of the different areas within the Keep, which included the food storage cellar which was about 12 metres below the surface which in itself was quite awesome as well as other things like mock bedrooms, guardrooms and an armoury. There was also a museum with various artefacts found at the site on display such as keys, arrowheads and pottery. Very interesting. Other than that, there were examples of various types of weapons including a trebuchets, catapult, ballista, scorpion, siege tower and battering ram. To see all these things up close and in full size was really cool, it was just a shame that none of them actually worked! The view from the ramparts was really nice but the view from the very top of the Keep was unmatched. I actually took a video and went all “school teacher” – I would upload all of the photos and videos, but unfortunately my computer is a piece of shit and will not recognise, nor pick up any wifi at the moment, so boo.
After that, we dropped S2 off at a train station and continued onto the Plateau du Beille. We found a campsite, which was very cheap but had no hot water in the showers. Average.
16th July 2011
We rode the final climb of the stage to Plateau du Beille. This climb was bloody hard and I really struggled to find a rhythm. Luckily, like on Luz Ardiden I found a random ally. This time it was a bloke named “Brownie” from Turramurra in Syndey, Australia! Woohoo! He was a top bloke and he was riding a bit better than me I think [maybe not], but we worked together up the mountain and had a good chat throughout and afterwards on the summit. As a group, TAC got some nice photos up there and then we descended back down to the campsite to get our stuff and have a feed. Ross, Sarah and Gwynne left first and were going to walk onto the climb and George and I decided to ride back and soft pedal part the way up the climb. As it turned out, we went all the way until 2km from the finish like packhorses – very tired. Yes, that is correct, 2 HC climbs in one day … Plateau de Beille repeats!!
As for the race, we were right in amongst the Basque fans and they went nuts every time a Euskaltel-Euskadi team car went by, so you can imagine how they were by the time the race came through, especially with their man Samu Sanchez in second place at the time. Funnily enough the bloke he beat 2 days before returned the favour this time around to take his fist Tour victory – chapeau! Before any of that happened, I managed to stop a fight from happening between some Norwegians and some Spaniards over Alberto Contador. The Norse were dressed as cockroaches and cows in reference to his doping and the Spanish were not happy about it. Luckily I convinced them to just enjoy the race and everyone got on with it! The race coming by was amazing and Cadel was in good form, even attacking on our corner, though it proved to be of no avail. As the rest of the riders came through, I caught the bottle of Jakob Fuglsang of Denmark and then being the nice guy I am, I gave the bottle to a Danish chick that asked if she could have it – he basically threw it to her, but I got there first! It is all about the thrill of getting it, but already having scored David Millar’s bottle a few days before I wasn’t too bothered at not keeping this one.
Descending down post-race was precarious amongst all the pro’s and numpties but we got down safely. The bad news was that I was burnt to a crisp on my arms having forgotten sunscreen. Lucky I had protected my neck and ears with an Etap Hotel do-rag. That night we had dinner at a local restaurant, and after having waited an age for menu’s dinner arrived quite quickly. I had an amazing pizza, which was very, very welcome. After that, it was [cold] shower and then bed time.
17th July 2011
This was a pure driving day, nothing interesting happened. We smashed out the kilometres and got near Nimes by the evening, staying at an overpriced camping site near the Pont du Gard aqueduct.
18th July 2011
We left the campsite and went to the Pont du Gard aqueduct. This place was amazing. I realise that I make that statement about everything historical I have seen over here, but this time [as with the others] it is no overstatement. I took some nice photos, which will be on facebook when my wifi situation improves. We walked across the aqueduct and went down to the river, where we frolicked in the water. The temperature was niiiiice. I really regret not taking my swimmers and a towel down there to have a proper swim! I made a friend, in a tiny frog and got a nice photo with him. I think at some point I’ll go back and have a proper swim there because the location was just so amazing for it. Other than that, I had a look at one of the man made caves, where some of the stone for the aqueduct was quarried and then had a really good walk through the museum on the site. It was so interesting, and one could really spend a great deal of time at this place just soaking in the ancient atmosphere.
After lunch at the E.Leclerc Hypermarche, we made our way to Avignon to have a look around. Basically, Avignon is an ancient / medieval walled city that was at one point theplace where the Pope resided. This was during the period of competing Popes, one in Rome and one in Avignon. Sadly we got there with only 1 hour to go until the Papal Palace closed, which meant I was unable to have a look around the interior, but the exterior was as grand as you’d expect. I managed to get was I thought were some nice photos of the city walls, Papal Palace and the adjoining church. The other interesting thing going on in the city was Festival. There were some “interesting” people all around, but it was a pretty cool atmosphere and it was something I am glad to have experienced. There were heaps of street performers, people handing out flyers etc. for plays around the traps and just people out and about soaking up the atmosphere. I would also like to come back and spend a lot of time exploring Avignon because I am sure there was a whole heap the I didn’t see – one thing I did see was Mont Ventoux from a distance. It truly is the giant of Provence. It would be sweet to go to the Vatican and then compare that to the Papal residences in Avignon too.
At the campsite, I once again couldn’t get wifi when the others could. F-ing frustrating. Some old bastard had a go a George when we were playing table tennis on the designated table, so we have vowed revenge.
To Be Continued…
19th July 2011
So……. Our ‘revenge’ mainly consisted of walking close by his tent on the way to the showers, saying good morning and waving goodbye as we left. In summary – we are pretty hardcore. As for the morning in general, the amount of rain that came down was incredible and it basically flooded the entire park. Rivers were literally formed where there should have been roads and multiple people [including our mate who stood there in disbelief] had parts of their tent structures flooded. Anyway, we drove to Alpe d’Huez and after eventually making it to the top without spotting a park on the way up we were able to get a spot in amongst hundreds, or even thousands of vans and tents that were parked in a special area at the top of the mountain. It was very cold up there and when we woke up on the …
20th July 2011
It had in fact snowed overnight on the top of the mountain. Note, whilst we were ‘at the top’ we were actually in the ski village and I mean it snowed on the actual top of the mountain. Don’t be fooled though, it did get cold enough to freeze our cooking oil! Despite the cold morning, we did a ride that included the Category 1 Deux Alpes and then the HC Alpe d’Huez [the most mythical climb in cycling]. I felt really bad on Deux Alpes and though I rode ok for most of the climb, I really suffered in the last 2-2.5km, which is demonstrated on the Strava data where you can see Sco catch and promptly drop me! So, heading towards the biggie I was a little bit worried, but fortunately I recovered nicely on the really fun and fast downhill from Deux Alpes and was able to then find a good rhythm for Alpe d’Huez…. I wasn’t setting any land speed records, but I plugged away at about 10-12km/h the whole way. Let me tell you, there is a reason this climb is the most famous in the world and that is because it is so frikken hard. I was a broken man after the Tourmalet but Alpe d’Huez was harder…. It was only due to the experience and resistance I had built up by doing the other mountains that I wasn’t too bad at the end. Also a good thing was that I passed a hell of a lot more people than passed me, or some of those that did pass me blew themselves up and I went straight back ahead!! Riding up through those hairpins was AMAZING and the views were incredible. The feeling as I rode up to the finish and crossed the same line that the pros did was beyond description – it was really great and having George cheering me on [he smashed the climb, good job dude!!] also gave me an extra kick at the end! The disappointing thing was that this big day resulted in some knee tendonitis that got worse as the night went on, so I took the decision to sit out the next days ride. We missed the end of that days stage on tv, but that was ok and we went to a really nice restaurant where I enjoyed a top notch lasagne! We met back up with Gwynne too which was also cool.
21st July 2011
It was really quite a wet day with lots of rain. As I already wasn’t riding it was not too much of an inconvenience or me, but Ross also decided not to ride in that weather, so George went for a hard rid by himself – chapeau! Got to watch the whole stage that day which Andy won on top of the Galibier – sadly Cadel lost 2 mins to him, but he rode really, really well. Great stage!
22nd July 2011
The day of the big stage that we all dream about being there to watch. Alpe d’Huez….
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Ok we’ve let that sink in, let’s get on with it. George and I positioned ourselves between 4 ad 5km from the finish on a nice stretch of road. We were in amongst a real big mix of French, Belgian, Spanish, Dutch and Brits including the ‘hilarious’ Richard, Mick and Aims! There was also a wanker from America whom we dubbed Captain America. Dickhead. The French and Belge couples were nice and we were swapping dodgy text message race information with them and had a good chat about general stuff and the race.
There was one French guy that didn’t like speaking English or having it spoken in France who was an interesting chap… Didn’t realise hat France had its day, which ended with the fall of Napoleon – poor chap. But he was ok, we bonded at the end over Rugby and the victory of Pierre Rolland. The race coming through was amazing fun. There were so many people crowding in and the atmosphere was truly without overstatement, epic. Cadel hung tough and lost no time to anyone of importance and sat 57 seconds off the overall lead going into the next days time trial, so we were VERY happy.
23rd July 2011
Early start. We left the mountain at 5am. Early start…. Anyway, we drove to Paris some 600-700km away and arrived about at the camping site about an hour before Cadel was scheduled to roll down the starting ramp. We went up to the bar to watch it and ended up bonding with some random Danes as part of the ‘anti-Schleck’ campaign. There were 2 Leopard fans there and we were giving them heaps as Cadel smashed it and turned his 57 second deficit into a 1min 30s lead over Andy. They left quickly after it finished. We did not. We celebrated and Rossco got all watery around the eyes. It was really great, very exciting to see history being made for Australia and it was a great ‘end’ to our TDF adventure.
24th July 2011
We went into the Champs Elysees to watch the final stage and Cadel’s victory. We met up with two new friends who came to visit Ross and Sarah from Germany – Cathrin and Andrea. We were the apple of the town in our Aussie get-up and so many people wanted photos with us! I got interviewed by Dutch or Belgian [or something] TV too about how many Aussies were there and how great it was that Cadel was going to win. Sadly I have as yet been unable to find the interview, so I may try to *cough* acquire some full final stage footage from those areas. There were SO many people there it was unbelievable. When the race went by, unless you were on the barrier you couldn’t see a thing … we weren’t on the barrier. Luckily some Americans who had bribed an official to get a box to stand on allowed us to have turns getting up there so we could see the race come by. Tried to take some photos, but they weren’t great with so many people sticking their arms up, but what can you do? It was really emotional when Cadel crossed the final finishing line and there was a chorus of Aussies yelling and singing with pride. Hearing our anthem on the Champs Elysees was something really special and was a real moment of pride for Australia even if Tina Arena sang it too bloody slow! After starving it out all day we eventually smashed some dinner too which was a good thing!
25th July 2011
This day we met up with Angus and intended to do the Catacombs, which were unfortunately closed due to it being a Monday! Damn random days and times shit is closed in Europe! So plan B was Ross and Sarah shopping and Angus, George and myself going and playing handball in some random train station before meeting up with Angus’ [and now our] friend Anne-Sophie! We didn’t really do a whole heap other than visiting an FNAC to buy cameras and external hard drives respectivelly before going and hanging out in a park below the Place de la Concorde. Ross and Sarah rode city bikes down and met us there before George got in trouble from some random park cop or something for trying to do a wheelie in the park… Pretty hilarious really. After that we caught the Metro to Nation on the other side of the city and grabbed some Viet for dinner before going to a nearby pub / cafe for some evening drinks. All in all an enjoyable day!
26th July 2011
This was another really fun day, if spent a little bit out of my comfort zone! Angus, Anne-So, George and I went to Park Asterix. This is an amusement park based around Asterix and Obelix and is generally considered to be a more awesome version of that piece of trash ‘Euro Disney’. I was peer pressured into doing some roller coasters i.e. a bush beastie type wooden roller coaster that I really didn’t want to do. I am glad that I did though, despite my fear of heights it was great fun! There is one hilarious video of me on that coaster floating around somewhere but I’m not sure where – too bad for all of you! We spent the whole day wearing Asterix helmets and to be honest, we were the envy of the entire crowd, I won’t lie. We did get some other cool merchandise, such as t-shirts, whilst I also invested in a bouncy ball. Never travel without a ball for amusement. We also invented a new Australian tradition on the tain / bus there, which we passed off as being quite usual in Australia on public transport. We gave away a heap of food that we bought too much of, esp. to this one fat kid that was a part of a holiday camp group – his teachers even encouraged it and found it quite funny. Except for the angry teacher that yelled at him on the subsequent bus. There was also some angry guy in front of us on the bus that had words with George as he tried to take a ‘self’ photo of all of us. Luckily the situation was resolved by George saying ‘Bonjour’ and smiling at the angry guy [The situation wasn't resolved]. After the park awesomeness, we headed back to Angus’ friends’ house where he was crashing at whilst they were away for some wine, cheese and dinner! Sco and Sarah joined up with us at the supermarket beforehand, so the whole gang was there for more good times. George was leaving us that night, so it was one last change for the gang to look back at the good times of our holiday whilst also enjoying the company of our new friends! It was a great night had and I also booked my train ticket to the UK for the 28th!
27th July 2011
I didn’t do a whole lot that day really except for packing away all of my stuff that had found its way all around the van! The bike also went back ‘safely’ into its box [more about that later]. That evening I had one last farewell dinner with Sco and Sarah before I left in the morning and they took the van south towards the Basque country! It was a pleasant dinner over near Nation and I was happy to have a very nice vegetable lasagne in great company.
28th July 2011
It was another early morning so that I could get all of my stuff from the camping site to Paris-Nord train station for my journey across the Channel. Luckily Ross helped me getting it all there, for which I am very grateful, otherwise it may not have happened! So it was one last goodbye to Sarah at the park and then again at the train station with Ross, who had to be back by midday which was checkout time. My train was at about 1230pm, so all I had to do was wait at the front of the line, go through customs and then hop onto the train. The train pulled out of the station and is was adieu Paris and an hour later adieu France!